Mera Baby Zoom Calls Pe Targeted Attack Kar Raha Hai
Main work-from-home mom hoon. Matlab, officially mere boss mujhe emails bhejte hain, aur unofficially mera baby mujhe “poop alerts” deta hai.
Pehle Zoom calls ka tension yeh hota tha ki “Background aesthetic hai ya nahi?”
Ab tension hota hai—“Baby background mein poop toh nahi kar raha, right?”
Ek baar meri important client call thi. Presentation screen pe share ho chuki thi, meri smile camera pe chipki hui thi. Tabhi ek awaaz aayi—phrrrrrrt!
Maine kaha, “Sorry that was… background noise.”
Client bola, “Are you working near a construction site?”
“Yes… of sorts,” maine kaha.
Zoom pe toh mute ka button hota hai, lekin baby ke bottom pe nahi.
Agla level toh tab hua jab baby ne live performance diya. Poop nahi kiya—projectile poop kiya. Mere white kurta pe. Main sirf itna bol paayi, “Excuse me, I’ll be right—OH MY GOD!”
Camera off, audio mute, dignity gone.
Tab realize hua—baby schedule aur corporate schedule ke beech ek hi connection hai—dono kabhi predictable nahi hote.
Aur dono hi, jab toot-te hain, toh sirf maa hi handle karti hai.
Pehle toh mein panic mein aa jaati thi—kapde kaise badloon, kaunsa diaper use karoon, kya baby ko rash toh nahi hoga?
Ab toh Teddyy Baby Diapers ka box desk ke paas hi rakhti hoon. Anti-rash, cottony soft, anti-bacterial—ekdum reliable, unlike Wi-Fi during monsoon.
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Zoom pe mujhe lagta tha “I need to appear professional.”
Ab lagta hai—“I need to appear sane.”
Aur kya bataun, meri team bhi adjust kar gayi hai. Ek din boss ne bola, “That was a solid point, Anuja!”
Baby ne usi moment pe solid poop kar diya.Timing toh shayad usne mere genes se hi li hai.
End of the day, mujhe bhi yeh samajh aaya—baby toh baby hai. Wo perform karega, jab bhi mood aaye.
Aur main? Main multi-tasking ka Olympic gold deserve karti hoon.
Toh agar aap bhi Zoom pe presentation aur potty dono ek saath handle kar rahi ho—salute hai aapko.
Ek achha diaper, thoda humor, aur strong coffee—bas itna sa formula chahiye hota hai work-from-home moms ke liye.
Aur haan, mute button hamesha ON rakhna. You never know when Round 2 is coming.
